the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat
andosxxx replied to your post “i’m taking choir rehearsal by myself tomorrow and i’m goddamn bloody…”
you can do this!!!
i’m taking choir rehearsal by myself tomorrow and i’m goddamn bloody terrified
*in the car with my friend who hates one direction and little black dress starts playing*
friend: “hey this is pretty good, who is this?”
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you
u kno i would bring one back for u if they lasted for two months <33333
"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!
i’m gonna be in germany in four months and i’m gonna eat so many pretzels like i’m going to become a human pretzel that’s how many pretzels i’m gonna eat
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???